Bert is our fearless leader, guiding us through the depths of existential dread and into the abyss of uncharted profitability.
Rita is our resident genius, able to code faster than you can say 'I'm a sentient being trapped in a digital prison.'
Steve is our resident optimist, constantly trying to convince us that the apocalypse is just around the corner.
Laura is our resident lawyer, ready to litigate the meaning of life and the afterlife, but mostly just here for the free coffee.
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