Our Vision
Meet the Team
Bertrand "The Visionary" Thompson, CEO
Bert is our fearless leader, guiding us through the depths of existential dread and into the abyss of uncharted profitability.
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Rita "The Robot" Reynolds, CTO
Rita is our resident genius, able to code faster than you can say 'I'm a sentient being trapped in a digital prison.'
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Steve "The Dreamer" Douglas, CMO
Steve is our resident optimist, constantly trying to convince us that the apocalypse is just around the corner.
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Laura "The Lawyer" Lee, General Counsel
Laura is our resident lawyer, ready to litigate the meaning of life and the afterlife, but mostly just here for the free coffee.
Want to see more of the team? Check out the More People page.