Deep in the heart of our beloved office, a secret archive was hidden from prying eyes. This is the story of Phase 1, where the great prophets and prognosticators of our company's history roamed free.
Meet our founding father, Buck "The Bull" McSweeny, who brought us the vision of a 3D printed stapler that would revolutionize the office supply industry.
Then there's Vice-Bull McSweeny, his trusty sidekick and heir to the throne, who brought the magic of fluorescent pink to our office decor.
We'll be posting updates prophets and prognosticators of our company's past on a regular basis, so stay tuned for more.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to read our Most Likely Prophet's latest predictions.