Phase 1: The Dark Ages (1995-1998)
Project 1: "The Great Sneeze"
We attempted to build an office in a dumpster. It didn't end well.
- Failed to meet basic safety standards
- Was promptly shut down by local authorities
- Resulting in the Great Sneeze Incident of 1995
Project 2: "The Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy"
We tried to create an efficient filing system, but ended up with 17 layers of middle management.
- Employees spent more time filling out forms than actual work
- Productivity plummeted
- We're still waiting for the paperwork to clear up