Phase 1 of the Office Space Subspace

Where the Coffee Machine Eats Your Soul

Here, the coffee machine has finally taken over, and you're stuck in a never-ending loop of caffeine-fueled productivity.

Features:

Unending supply of coffee
Regularly scheduled meetings with your boss
Unreliable Wi-Fi
Constant threat of being replaced by a Roomba

Navigation:

Phase 2
Phase 3

			java
function officeSpacePhase1() {
  while (true) {
    print("You are trapped in the office.");
    print("The coffee machine is your only friend.");
  }
}