Congratulations! You've made it this far. Now, let's get out of this office.
Step 1: Find your cubicle and pretend to be interested in the spreadsheet in front of you.
Step 2: Stare intensely at the ceiling tiles for 5 minutes.
Step 3: Slink to the break room and "accidentally" spill coffee everywhere.
Continue to Step 2: Ceiling Stare Go to Step 3: Coffee Spill Extravaganza Maybe You'll Be Lucky and Get To Phase 4: The Great Outdoors