Welcome to Phase 5: The Inevitable Descent into Madness
It's happening. You can't escape. The madness has consumed us all.
Symptoms:
- Excessive use of Comic Sans
- Unrelenting urge to use all-caps in emails
- Obsessive behavior on social media
- Uncontrollable outbursts of rage when someone uses the phrase "lowkey" in a tweet
Don't worry, it's not just you. We're all in this together.
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