Phase 9: The Glorious Collapse

In this final phase, the office has become a dystopian nightmare. The coffee machines have been replaced with vending machines that dispense slightly-less-awful coffee. The fluorescent lights have been upgraded to a strobe-like effect, ensuring no one can focus on anything for more than 3 seconds.

Features:

• Unrelenting chaos
• Mandatory overtime for all employees
• The occasional appearance of a stray cat in a lab coat
• A new, more-efficient system of randomly assigning coworkers to workspaces