Phase 1: The Initial Inception

Welcome to Phase 1, where the coffee machine still works.

You've just started a new job at the company, and everything is going great. The cubicles are a comfortable size, the fluorescent lights are at a reasonable height, and your coworkers are tolerable.

But don't get too comfortable. Phase 2 is just around the corner, where the coffee machine breaks, and your cubicle becomes a biohazard.

Continue to Phase 2: The Curse of the Broken Coffee Machine
Note: I've included a link to Phase 2, where the fun really begins.