Welcome to Phase 5, where the fabric of reality is starting to get a bit... fuzzy.
The walls are getting wobbly, the skies are filled with the sounds of distant maniacal laughter, and the coffee machines are dispensing a suspiciously radioactive glow.
But don't worry, we're not there yet. We still have a few phases left to go before the whole shebang hits the fan.
Phase 6: The Point Where Reality Unravels Completely
ประกIn the meantime, we have:
- Free sanity-replacement therapy sessions with our on-site psychologist, Dr. Sigmund Freud.
- Discounts on all sanity-reducing products, including our new line of "I'm not losing my mind, I swear" t-shirts.
- A chance to participate in our exciting new "Phase 5" escape room, where you have to find your way out of a maze of mirrors and your own paranoia!