Phase 7 is the point where the corporate hierarchy starts to unravel. The coffee machine dispenses Jell-O, and the stapler becomes a stapler in the classical sense, but with a twist: it staples things together, but only if they're not supposed to be together.
Our employees are now experts at finding creative ways to break things, and the company's "No Tolerance Policy" is more like "Tolerance Policy: We Tolerate Everything, Except on Fridays, Which Are for Casual Fridays."
Phase 7 is not for the faint of heart, or those who enjoy a peaceful work environment. If you're looking for a place where your sanity stays intact and your stapler doesn't staple your report in half, you might want to stick with Phase 6.