Phase 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

We are on the cusp of a global crisis. It starts with a missing sock.

It's not just any sock, mind you. This is the infamous "Blue Stripey" sock, last seen in the laundry room on 3/14/20.

Our team, "The Sock Detectives," is on the case. We've got our top agents scouring the globe for clues, from the dusty corners of the sock drawer to the dark alleys of the linen closet.

Phase 1: The Gathering of Intel.

Next Phase: Interviewing key witnesses, including but not limited to: the laundry hamster, the lint roller, and the sock puppet. Skip to Phase 2: The Forensic Analysis
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