Objective: To build the most extravagant, over-the-top, and completely unnecessary office space the world has ever seen.
Team Lead: John "The Visionary" Smith, our fearless leader with a penchant for velvet Elvises and 80s rock music.
Project Description: Our team of Mary "The Architect" Jones and Dave "The Budget" Lee will work tirelessly to create an office that defies logic and reason, with a price tag that defies gravity.
Key Features: Infinity-Cafeteria, Gravity-Defying-Drinks-Machine, and an Endless-Break-Room that will make you wonder if you're still at work.
Timeline: Estimated completion in 5 years, 2 months, and 3 days. But who's counting?
Current Status: Update 1: The team is still trying to decide what color to paint the walls.