Project 2: The Office Space Update

As you may know, we've been working on a top-secret project codenamed "Project 2". This is the update you've all been waiting for. Or not.

The goal of Project 2 is to create an office space that's more efficient, more productive, and more... beige.

We've added a new feature that will allow you to track your coffee breaks in real-time. Because let's be honest, that's the most important part of the workday.

Other features include:

• More cubicles with better views (of the parking lot)
• A new break room with a Keurig that never runs out of coffee
• A meeting room that's not actually a closet with a "conference table" made of a cardboard box

We'll be adding more features soon, including:

• A foosball table that doesn't actually work
• A fridge that doesn't smell like a combination of despair and last week's leftovers
• A watercooler that's actually just a tap with a sign that says "water"

Want to see more? Check out our New Feature 2

We're always working hard to make this office space the most efficient, most productive, and most... beige office space in the world.