Project 3: "The Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy"

Objective:

We're trying to create an office space where the fluorescent lights flicker in sync with the hum of the copier, and the stapler jammed 3 times a day for maximum productivity. Our team of 12 highly trained professionals have been working on this goal for over 2 years, and we're still not done.

Current Status:

We've managed to achieve 87.3% of our desired goal! The copier has been jammed 2 out of every 3 days, and we've successfully synchronized the lights to blink in unison with the hum of the copier for exactly 1.5 minutes. Our team is feeling very productive.

Team Members:

  1. Bob, our fearless leader who still hasn't gotten over the 90s
  2. Carol, who's trying to get the copier working but mostly just gets frustrated
  3. Dave, who's secretly a professional snail trainer but we're not sure how that helps with the copier
Check the progress chart! Learn more about our talented team!