Project 4: Coffee Machine

The Goal:

Create a coffee machine that will make everyone hate each other's guts.

Or at least, make them question their life choices.

The Features:

• High-Pressure Squeezing of the soul with every cup.
• Espresso shots that will make you question the meaning of existence.
• A built-in toaster for toasting your feelings.

Subprojects:

• Subproject 1: Soul Squeezing Algorithm
• Subproject 2: Existential Crisis Inducer
• Subproject 3: Feeling-Toaster 3000