Redundant Meeting Minutes:
Today, we had a meeting that lasted 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 32 seconds. The agenda consisted of 47 PowerPoint slides, 27 pages of printed reports, and 4 cups of coffee.
- Decision 1: The color of the office chairs has been changed to a shade of beige.
- Decision 2: The coffee machine is now required to dispense only decaf.
- Decision 3: All employees are required to attend a 2-day seminar on "Effective Time Management" in 2 weeks.
Next meeting is scheduled for 2 weeks from now, same time, same place.
Stay vigilant, comrades.