Roberto Robinson is the embodiment of office ennui. He's the guy who still uses AOL, still wears a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt, and still thinks the 90s are cool. He's the office weirdo who eats Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
His desk is a monument to neglect, a graveyard of empty water bottles, crumpled up papers, and last week's Chinese takeout containers. His computer screen is a shrine to forgotten dreams, a window into the soul of a man who's given up on life.
But hey, at least he's got a nice stapler. It's a fancy one, too - it's got a built-in stapler-on-the-go feature that lets him staple papers while simultaneously stapling himself to his chair.