Top Secret Agenda: The Unofficial Guide to Succeeding in the Business World.
By: Jane Doe, CEO (Chief Evil Overlord)
Agenda Item 1: Steal the Coffee Machine
- Discreetly swap the coffee machine with a fake one that looks exactly the same.
- Install a camera to capture the reactions of the unsuspecting victims.
- Profit from the ensuing chaos.
Agenda Item 2: Sabotage the Printer
- Convince the IT guy to install a printer that looks like it's from the 80s.
- Watch as the office descends into chaos.
- Sell the 'vintage' printer on eBay for a small fortune.