Secret Agenda 1: "World Domination Through Unconventional Means"

Meet our top-secret agents, handpicked for their ability to make questionable life choices.

Our agents have been tasked with the most important mission of the century: making the world a more interesting place, one poorly planned heist at a time.

Read Secret Agenda 2: "The Plan to Steal the World's Supply of Free Cheese" Read Secret Agenda 3: "Infiltrate the International Association of Accountants and Take Over the World"

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