Services

Because you're here, you must be in dire need of some services. We're talking the best in the business.

IT Department

Our IT department is a joke. But hey, we're working on it.

Call us for: password reset, network issues, and existential crisis.

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Accounting

We'll make you an offer you can't refuse. (Or we'll just lie to you and hope it's good enough.)

Call us for: tax season, expense reports, and general financial shenanigans.

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Catering

We're not really sure how this works, but we have some nice chairs, so... yeah.

Call us for: free coffee, stale donuts, and occasional human interaction.

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