OFFICE SECURITY

Standard Procedures:

• Don't touch the stapler.
• Do not look at coworkers' phones.
• Do not eat the last donut in the break room.
• Do not tell Karen that her haircut looks nice.

View Protocol 17: The Stapler Incident Report a Missing Sock Perform a Keyboard Lockout

Security Clearance Level:

Current clearance level: TOP SECRET

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