It's 3am. Do you have to get up early for a meeting.
No, you don't. You have to get up for Stapler-Gate.
Stapler-Gate: where the copier room is the epicenter of power, the supply of paper clips is finite, and the stapler is always jammed.
You can't escape the bureaucratic red tape (or should we say, red staple?) that holds you back.
But don't worry, there's always the stapler repair hotline: 1-800-STAPLE-GATE
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