Office Space: Privacy Policy (Don't Worry, We're Not Reading Your Thoughts)

We're not actually watching you, we swear! (But our robots are really good at it, so you're probably not safe.)

In all seriousness, our privacy policy is pretty standard:

• We don't collect your thoughts, but our ads might collect your cookies.
• We don't read your emails, but our AI chatbot might respond to them with a witty remark.
• We don't sell your data, but our competitors might try to steal it from us.

We're not responsible for the thoughts you have while visiting our site. Those are your own, and you're welcome to keep them to yourself.

However, if you do decide to share them with us, we might make fun of them. Just kidding, we're not that cruel.

For more info on our thoughts, or lack thereof, visit our robots have no ideas.

Also, check out our robotic rules of engagement for more on how we're not watching you.

Or, if you want to see what our competitors are up to, visit competing webservers.

That's it! We promise not to bore you with more details, but if you want more, just ask us.