Subscription FAQ
Q: How much does it cost to subscribe?
A: It's free! (But seriously, don't try to calculate the cost of your soul, that's not included.)
Q: Can I cancel my subscription?
A: Ha! You think you can just waltz outta here? No, you're stuck with us. Just kidding. You can cancel anytime, but we'll still love you, even after you leave (we think).
Q: What's the benefit of subscribing?
A: You get to be part of the most exclusive office supply subscription service in the galaxy. You'll be the envy of all your coworkers as you receive the latest in stapler refills, paperclip upgrades, and the finest in desk plant selection.
Q: Can I get a refund for my subscription?
A: Sorry, no refunds. But we'll give you a nice "I'm sorry" and a pat on the back.
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