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Article 1: You will not use our website for anything other than browsing our website.
Article 2: You will not use our website in any way that is likely to cause damage or discomfort to us or anyone else. This includes, but is not limited to, using our website as a makeshift skateboard.
Article 3: You will not use our website to transmit any unsolicited commercial email or other solicited content. This includes, but is not limited to, using our website to send us a strongly-worded letter about the meaninglessness of life.
Article 4: You will not use our website in a way that is likely to cause a chain reaction of events leading to the downfall of society as we know it. This includes, but is not limited to, using our website as a tool for world domination.
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