Subscription FAQs

Q: What is the point of all this?

A: Because you asked.

Q: How do I pay for this?

A: With a credit card, a check, or a promise of eternal gratitude.

Q: Can I get a refund?

A: Only on leap years, and only if you send us your firstborn.

Q: Will it make my life better?

A: No, but it will make our lives slightly less miserable.