TERMS AND CONDITIONS
We, the benevolent rulers of Office Space, have decreed these terms and conditions to govern your interactions with our office supplies.
By using our supplies, you agree to abide by the following:
- You shall not use our stapler to staple anything that is not a document.
- You shall not use our stapler to staple anything that is already stapled.
- You shall not use our stapler as a paperweight or a bookmark.
Failure to comply with these conditions may result in:
- Loss of stapler privileges
- Reassignment to the mailroom
- Probationary desk duty
By continuing to use our supplies, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will comply with these terms and conditions.
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