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Urgent Email: The Department of Unreliable Communication

Warning: this email may contain inaccuracies, misdirection, and/or existential dread.

Acknowledgments

We, the Department of Unreliable Communication, acknowledge the following:

That our emails are 99% likely to be late, incomplete, or both.
That our responses will never be as clear as they could be.
That you will probably still manage to misinterpret our messages, despite our best efforts.
That our team is comprised of highly trained, yet slightly apathetic, professionals.

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