The Great Office Supply Heist

Welcome to Office Supply Hygiene, where the thrill of the steal is always real.

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Office Espionage → Buy Thermals → Steal Thermals

/subpages/steal-staplers would be a page that shows a list of the most popular staplers to steal, with a brief description and a "steal now" button. /subpages/office-espionage would be a page that provides tips and tricks for office supply thieves, including "the art of hiding a stapler in a trash can" and "the best places to look for office supplies to steal". /subpages/buy-thermals would be a page that lists the top brands of thermals to buy, with a "buy now" button that links to a fake online store. /subpages/steal-thermals would be a page that shows a map of the office with popular places to find thermals to steal, with a "start stealing" button that links to a fake "thermal thief" game. /subpages/office-supply-blackmarket would be a page that shows a list of rare and exotic office supplies, with a warning label "for advanced thieves only".