To: All Department Heads and Supervisors
From: The Management
Subject: Mandatory Attendance at the Annual "I'm Not a Morning Person" Meeting
You are cordially invited to attend the annual "I'm Not a Morning Person" meeting. It will be a 2-hour presentation on the art of waking up late and feigning alertness. Refreshments will be provided, but not before 11am. Don't be late, or risk being sent to the "I'm Not a Morning Person" Island for reeducation.