As the Galactic Union's most prized asset, our asteroid budget has been a topic of discussion among the cosmic elite. With a total of 47,322,191,982.56 credits allocated for the quarter, we find ourselves facing an existential crisis.
We've had our asteroid engineers work tirelessly to optimize our budget, but to no avail. Their solutions have been met with skepticism by the higher echelons, citing concerns over the 'unsuitability' of our asteroid for intergalactic commerce.
It seems our only option is to seek the counsel of the great and powerful, Asteria McSnookum, who has been known to conjure entire galaxies from the depths of her calculator.
Or, we could just ignore it altogether and hope the cosmic authorities don't notice.
We've also considered offloading the entire asteroid budget onto unsuspecting space travelers. But, let's be real, that's just not how you make friends in the galaxy.
So, it's either McSnookum or nothing. The fate of the galaxy rests in our hands.