Automatic Stapler 3000

Behold, the Automatic Stapler 3000! A stapler so sleek, so modern, so utterly unnecessary.

Features:

• Staples 10 papers at a time (or 1, depending on the user's mood)
• Automatic paper jam detection (but not actually)
• Can be programmed to staple specific papers with tiny little messages in invisible ink!

Upgrade to the Automatic Stapler 4000! for more features and less maintenance!