Breaking News: Hamsterpocalypse Imminent
We regret to inform you that the Hamsterpocalypse has been upgraded to IMMEDIATE status. Please take necessary precautions, including but not limited to:
- Stocking up on emergency cheese.
- Cleaning out any nearby bird feeders.
- Paying your taxes on time, as the hamsters' union demands a 10% increase in benefits due to the impending apocalypse.