Breaking News: Hamsterpocalypse Imminent

We regret to inform you that the Hamsterpocalypse has been upgraded to IMMEDIATE status. Please take necessary precautions, including but not limited to:

• Stocking up on emergency cheese.
• Cleaning out any nearby bird feeders.
• Paying your taxes on time, as the hamsters' union demands a 10% increase in benefits due to the impending apocalypse.

For more information on how to survive the Hamsterpocalypse, click here. Or, if you're still confused, visit our Frequently Asked Questions page.