Welcome to the official announcements of the Ministry of Unconventional Wisdom! We're thrilled to share our latest decisions with you.
As of today, every Monday morning at 6:00 AM sharp, all employees are required to attend Disco Nights in the conference room. Don't be late!
Discuss Decision 1Due to employee feedback, we're introducing Inflatable Desk Chairs for all Ministry members. No more back pain!
Learn More About Inflatable ChairsEvery Friday, we're trading our usual meetings for a Jell-O fight tournament. Don't forget to bring your A-game (and your favorite flavor of Jell-O)!
Join The Jell-O Fight Club