Here's the deal, pal. We get it. You've got a complaint. It's probably about the weather. Or the neighbors. Or the fact that your favorite restaurant ran out of your favorite food. We feel you, friend. That's why we're here.
We're not going to fix your problems, but we'll give you a place to yell about 'em. And who knows, maybe our team of highly trained, highly paid, highly caffeinated complaint handlers can offer you some... let's call it "guidance"?