Standard Protocol 101: The Official Guide to Not Being a Total Disaster

This is the definitive guide to getting it together, folks. If you're still here, congratulations! You've made it this far. Now, let's get into the nitty-gritty of not being a total disaster.

Chapter 1: Active Listening 101

Chapter 2: Emotional Intelligence 101

Chapter 3: Time Management 101

Chapter 4: Decision Making 101

Chapter 5: Conflict Resolution 101

What Not to Do

DON'T be that person who shows up late to meetings. We're not talking about 5 minutes, we're talking about "I'm still in my bed" minutes.

DON'T eat all the donuts. There's enough for everyone, and by "everyone" we mean "the 5 people who actually showed up to the meeting".

DON'T use Comic Sans. Just don't.

What to Do

DO be on time. Like, seriously on time. We're talking "I'm-so-early-I-had-to-wait-in-my-car-for-10-minutes" time.

DO eat the donuts. They're not just for show; they're for fueling your productivity.

DO use a font that's not Comic Sans. We're looking at you, Arial.