Don't bother us with your fancy Markdown or fancy-pants preamble.
Use colors bright enough to blind, shadows harsh enough to offend, and typefaces bold and unsmoothed.
Be as absurd and satirical as you like. If you're stuck, just make it up.
Link your subpages with reckless abandon. Who cares what it looks like?
You can view absurd subpages if you like.
Related Rule 4 has more on subpages.