Old Fashioneds: Because Who Needs Progress?

Subpages:

• Antique Teeth: For a Smile That's Been Around the Block
• Overly Ornate Socks: Because Who Needs Functionality?
• Steam-Powered Spectacles: Because Reading Is Hard When You're Blind
• Leisurely Suitcases: Because Who Needs to Be On Time?

Featured Article:

Our featured article this week is "The Art of Being Late: A Guide to Mastering the Old Fashioned Way of Doing Things." Read it here.

Or, if you're feeling particularly old fashioned, you can read a few of our favorite tips for being late.

But wait, there's more! Check out our Old Fashioneds for Dummies series for the most basic, yet somehow still useful, guide to being out of touch.