Old Issues

prophets

Issue 1: The prophets were too loud

They kept shouting "Repent, Repent!" at the top of their lungs. It was really disrupting the neighborhood watch meetings.

Resolution: Issue 1: The prophets were too loud

Issue 2: The apocalyptic fire sales were a real pain

Everyone was trying to sell their wares, but nobody had any actual goods to sell. It was all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors.

Resolution: Issue 2: The apocalyptic fire sales were a real pain

Issue 3: The end of the world kept being delayed

We kept getting these cryptic messages from the prophets, saying "It's coming, it's coming!" But then nothing would happen for weeks on end.

Resolution: Issue 3: The end of the world kept being delayed

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