Old Man's Wisdom

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Life's Short, But the Toilet Paper is Longer

As the great philosopher once said, "You can't have too much of a good thing, but you can have too much toilet paper."

On a related note, the best way to make a good first impression is to wear a nice tie and a healthy dose of skepticism.

And remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again, then give up and eat a cookie.

Or, you know, just go with a nice pair of slacks and a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.

Read on to learn more about the importance of socks.