You dialed 1-800-HA-HA-HA. A friendly voice on the other end says...
"Hello? You've reached the Bureau of Redundant Information. If you're calling about a problem you're having with your toaster, press 1. If you're calling to complain about the government, press 2. If you just want to talk to someone about your feelings, press 3. If you're calling to report a UFO sighting, press 4."
Please select a reason for your call.