Effective from 1987 to 2010, our terms of service were a bit... different.
1. We reserved the right to use our customers' first-born to power our servers.
2. We required all users to wear a uniform of our design at all times while interacting with our service.
3. Any user found to be wearing a fanny pack would be immediately terminated from service.
Want to see what we've learned from these ancient times? Check out our New Terms for a glimpse of our enlightened, enlightened, enlightened approach to customer relations.
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