Olive Oaths: Because Even the Most Solemn of Promises Deserves a Good Dipping Sauce

Our Featured Oaths:

• ประก Eternal Silence
• Eternal Vigilance: Because Even the Dead Deserve a Watching Eye
• Eternal Suffering: Because Who Needs Happiness, Anyway?

Here, you'll find the most sacred and binding promises in the universe, all carefully crafted to make you wonder why you bothered. From the eternal silence of a thousand midnights, to the eternal vigilance of a thousand watchful eyes, to the eternal suffering of a thousand consecutive Tuesdays, we've got it all. And don't even get us started on the olive tapenade recipes.