Legend has it that Poseidon's beard was so majestic that it could tame the fiercest of sea monsters.
But little do you know, his true passion lay in the world of footwear.
For it is said that Poseidon's Fuzzy Socks were the most divine of socks, made from the finest of yarns and crafted with love and care.
They came in all shapes and sizes, from the classic fish design to the more exotic sea serpent.
But beware, mortal, for Poseidon's Fuzzy Socks were said to have a curse: they would cause anyone who wore them to feel an uncontrollable urge to dance the Macarena.
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