Get ready to witness the most uncoordinated, sweat-drenched athletes in the history of human competition. Our Track and Field events promise to be the most hilarious display of human failure this side of the Olympics!
- Event Schedule:
- 8:00 am - 10:00 am: High Jump - Watch as the world's most awkward jumpers try to clear 1.2 meters!
- 10:00 am - 12:00 pm: Long Jump - Who can jump the farthest while looking like a flamingo on roller skates?
- 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm: Shot Put - The thrill of potentially hitting yourself in the face with a heavy ball!
- 2:00 pm - 4:00 pm: Discus - Watch as the world's most uncoordinated spinners try to throw a heavy discus as far as possible!
Don't forget to try our Beer Pong tournament, where the only skill required is not athletic ability, but how quickly you can down a beer!