Get ready to witness the most uncoordinated, sweat-drenched athletes in the history of human competition. Our Track and Field events promise to be the most hilarious display of human failure this side of the Olympics!

  1. Event Schedule:
    • 8:00 am - 10:00 am: High Jump - Watch as the world's most awkward jumpers try to clear 1.2 meters!
    • 10:00 am - 12:00 pm: Long Jump - Who can jump the farthest while looking like a flamingo on roller skates?
    • 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm: Shot Put - The thrill of potentially hitting yourself in the face with a heavy ball!
    • 2:00 pm - 4:00 pm: Discus - Watch as the world's most uncoordinated spinners try to throw a heavy discus as far as possible!

Don't forget to try our Beer Pong tournament, where the only skill required is not athletic ability, but how quickly you can down a beer!