Join the Omega Initiative: Because who needs a 401k when you can save humanity?

Are you ready to leave it all behind for a life of extreme danger, high-stakes decision-making, and questionable office politics?

We're looking for individuals with a unique blend of skills: tactical expertise, strategic thinking, and an ability to function on minimal sleep.

As a member of the Omega Initiative, you'll be part of an elite group of operatives who will face the unthinkable, and occasionally, the absurd.

Perks include:

• Unlimited access to our top-secret underground bunker
• Complimentary survival training
• A chance to make life-or-death decisions on a daily basis

Don't just save the world, save yourself. Apply now!