WARNING: Do not attempt to recreate the following recipes unless you are willing to risk certain... unpleasantness.
**Recipe 1: The Omeglet of Doom**
Ingredients: 2 cups of despair, 1 cup of desperation, a pinch of salt, and a dash of existential dread.
Instructions: Mix ingredients together in a bowl, then stare into the void for exactly 7 minutes.
**Recipe 2: The Omelet of the Ancients**
Ingredients: 3 cups of mystic incense, 1 cup of forgotten knowledge, a sprinkle of stardust, and a pinch of forgotten memories.
Instructions: Whisper the secret incantations, then fold the omelet into a perfect circle.