Decision Matrix 9000
Because adulting is hard, and so is choosing what to eat
Option 1: Eat a whole pizza by myself
Pros:
- Cheesy
- Crusty
- No plates or utensils required
Cons:
Option 2: Go for a run
Pros:
- Better mood
- Improved oxygenation
- No pizza to clean up after
Cons:
- Getting tired
- Potential for injury