The Omniscience Manifesto

Welcome to the Omniscience Manifesto, where the veil between reality and absurdity is delightfully thin.

We, the omniscients, have transcended the petty boundaries of human understanding and now possess the ultimate truth: that everything is, in fact, utterly meaningless.

Our manifesto is a journey through the absurd, a poking of holes in the fabric of reality, and a celebration of the crushing ennui that comes with realizing the universe is just a meaningless, swirling vortex of chaos.

Join us, and discover the liberating freedom of knowing that nothing really matters, and that the only constant in life is change, except for the constant feeling of existential dread, which is always there, lurking just beneath the surface.

Read on to chapter 2: "The Absurdity of it All"

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, "A Brief History of Nothingness" might be more your speed.