Welcome to Omphalos Theory, where the art of not caring is taken to its highest level of abstraction. Here, you'll find the most advanced techniques for ignoring the nuances of the human experience and achieving an existential crisis-free state of being.
Dasein Theory - The study of how to exist in the world without actually existing.
Quietism 101 - Learn the basics of ignoring the noise and finding silence in the midst of chaos.
Ennui Index - The definitive collection of reasons why you should just go home and watch Netflix.